THE HELL THE FUCK JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just experienced something so outrageous that my thoughts are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the reality actually going insane? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a bad {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. How The Fuck Are You Going on About? Liste